Bios these days be like:
Hi, I'm [handle]. A bit about me: [enough personal information to steal my identity], [a little blurb that will allow you to dox me with no effort], also [list of all trauma triggers so someone can annihilate me mentally] so if you're any of those DNI!
lesbian. gay dude. everything.
- e/em/eirs
Just a Korean guy with too many hobbies
[ID for profile picture: A trans flag with Mitsuki’s Uncle from The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t A Guy At All. He is an East Asian man with pale skin, shoulder-length straight black hair, and a moustache and stubble. He grins cheekily while holding a pair of glasses, and wears a dark grey shirt, two ring earrings, and a black apron . He has thick bags under his eyes. end ID]
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in reply to @omo-imouto's post:
the worst part is how fuckin passive-aggressive these dickheads get about it
"It's not hard to put your age in your bio you know" bitch that's not the point
the point is it's my bio and you don't get to demand what I put in it
similarly, if you want to put your age in bio/post about your birthday
just scatter those updates within a few weeks of your actual birthday!
I've joked about celebrwting my birthday on a weekend close to my actual birthday…on the Chinese Lunar calenday