dear princess celestia. today i learned that you're supposed to get spike to send letters by having him breathe fire at them. i thought you were supposed to make him eat them, which explains why you havne't responded to my other letters
dear princess celestia. now that i've got this sucker actually sending me mail, i've gotta know: why does every species in equestria have one extra-tall creature that's their ruler. why does tallness correspond to leadership position. you see this in the kirins too princess celestia
