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26, cartoon and video game liker.


Occasional NSFW rechosts, ask me to tag if necessary.


You can find art I made under #bvart!


A low resolution website banner depicting a close-up of Xenia, the Linux Fox's face against a red background. To the right is large, bolded text reading "LINUX" accompanied by smaller text underneath reading "the choice of a GNU generation."

A deviantART styled stamp containing a photo of an elderly person's face to the right of white text reading "I'm thinking about those beans" with grammar, punctuation, and spelling mistakes. The background is a photo of baked beans.A deviantART styled stamp containing a screenshot of Mario from Super Mario 64, edited to be giving the viewer a realistic middle fingerA deviantART styled stamp containing a photo of a hairless pet rat next to a toy keyboard with rainbow-colored keysA deviantART style animated pixel stamp featuring cropped artwork of femtanyl's mascot. "FEMTANYL" is spelled out in white pixel letters on the mascot's forehead that individually turn red from left to right in a loop
An 88 by 31 pixel banner of an abstract floating head creature with a liquid eye facing away from the viewer, a closed eye with an eyelash facing towards the viewer, and teardrop-shaped gems coming out of the eyelash. Xhe is accompanied by text reading "Charm will protect you!" and is depicted in front of a purple background.an animated 88 by 31 button. it is a parody of the classic "Netscape NOW! 3.0" button, replacing the Netscape Navigator logo with alternating photos of Laura Les and Dylan Brady's faces screaming, sourced from the back cover of the album "10,000 Gec". The word 'netscape' in 'netscape now' is replaced with a crude scrawling of the word "GECS".an animated 88 by 31 button. along the top is text reading "SPONGEHEAD" in a font from Spongebob Squarepants, colored in black and cohost's plum color. below is smaller Spongebob font text reading "prof-badvibes" in green, with one letter at a time in sequence flashing white. To the sides are Incidental Number 7, a background character from Spongebob, and Eggbug, the cohost mascot, colored to resemble Spongebob.an 88 by 31 button of the transgender pride flag against a gray background next to text reading "trans rights now!"
an 88 by 31 button featuring animated pixel art of Reimu Hakurei from the Touhou series against a gray background. she is pictured next to text reading "powered by Reimu."an 88 by 31 animated button. the button starts showing a blue color, but the point of view zooms out to reveal a blue variant of Tux, the Linux penguin, against a gray background. text reading "Linux powered" appears in the banner to the left of Tux.an 88 by 31 button. it is a parody of the classic "Netscape NOW! 3.0" button, replacing the Netscape Navigator logo with a photo of Weird Al Yankovich's face. The word 'netscape' in 'netscape now' is replaced with the word 'Yankovic'.an 88 by 31 animated button of the Lapfox Trax logo, which is the word 'LAPFOX' in bold serif font with a cartoon fox's head replacing the 'O'. The logo is in front of a rainbow color-shifting grid
A parody of the "Netscape Now!" 88 by 31 pixel button. To the left is a rotating marijuana leaf, and to the right is text reading "Legalize Now!" along with the letters M and J in the bottom right corner.An animated 88 by 31 pixel banner with a yellow-to-green hue-shifting background. To the left is a cropped piece of clipart showing the top half of a newspaper cartoon-styled individual's face looking at the viewer in a goofy way. The clipart is accompanied by text reading "FREE STUFF" in bolded all capital letters to the right.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting two photographed women looking up and to the right against a white background. Text reading "GAY WOMEN" in bolded all capital letters can be found to the right, with the word "gay" being larger and emphasized.An animated 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting a sprite of a blinking one-eyed green alien from the Commander Keen games. To the alien's right is text reading "Accursed Farms".
An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting a rainbow peace symbol to the left of blue text reading "Peace Now!", both against a gray background.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting an inverted United States flag with the stars replaced by a 'no' symbol. On top of the flag is black handwritten pixel text reading "ACAB".An animated 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting Super Mario running to the right through a 'window' to the left. To the right is blue text reading "Dave's Videogame Classics".An 88 by 31 pixel banner containing sprites of Kris and Susie from the video game Deltarune. Susie is looking at Kris with a cartoonishly angry expression. Below the two is white text against a black background reading "kris where tf are we."
An animated 88 by 31 pixel banner with a gray background. To the left is a 'window' showing a sprite of a dove against a black background. The dove is shown flying and being covered up by a red X symbol in two alternating frames. To the right is black-and-gray flashing text reading "DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT" in all-capital letters.An animated 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting an illustration of Hatsune Miku against a gray background. Miku is blinking her eyes and smiling on alternating frames. To the right is text reading "This site is Miku Approved", with 'Miku' in large, bolded blue letters and 'Approved' flashing rapidly between blue and red.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting the transgender pride flag, with beveled edges to give the impression of mild three-dimensional depth.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting the blue Sega logo against a white background.
An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting a screencap of Blender version 1.X, with a classic-styled logo and a wireframe cube in the centerAn 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting the words "download SBURB" next to a logo of a minimalist lime-green house separated into segments. The word "SBURB" is rendered in a bold, cartoony, lime-green font.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting the lesbian pride flag, with beveled edges to give the impression of mild three-dimensional depth.An 88 by 31 pixel banner depicting character art of Sonic from the fangame Sonic Robo Blast 2 against that game's title screen background.
an 88 by 31 button of the blue-and-orange logo of the Doom video game series to the right of the Doomguy's grinning Heads Up Display face against a gray background.

Thanks to @framebuffer for my profile picture, @candiedreptile for the Charm button, @softwareangel for the Spongehead button!


Sources of any other profile graphics that weren't made or commissioned by me can be found here:
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Kassil
@Kassil

Kasthras the Pure, Herald of the Winter Wind, groaned softly as she woke from her slumber, and for a moment had to sift through sensory impressions to filter out what had disturbed her. (She'd been having SUCH a good dream, too, one where she finally bested Vultok of the Ember Skies and embarrassed him in front of their mother...) Finally, she lifted her head, swinging to look toward the tertiary entry to her lair. Singing, although the specific dialect wasn't familiar - some kind of shepherd song?


The song cut off with a yelp when she shoved her head through the bank of snow and ice obscuring the entry, nearly bowling over the young halfling who had been sitting next to it watching a herd of goats. The goats, well aware of the dragon-filled cave, were less impressed, and continued chewing half-frozen lichen off the rocks, wiggling their tails.

"Who are you, and why are you disturbing-" Kasthras broke off, squinting down the slope toward what had, when she dozed off, been a pristine valley with a meltwater river flowing through it. Now, the river remained, but a town had cropped up along it. "Never mind. Where did that come from?"

The youth, following her glare, coughed a little. "Winter Hollow? It's been there near half a century, miss. Uh... Is it okay to call you miss? Should I say ma'am or lady or something else instead?"

"...Miss will do, if you must. Do you know who I am, little morsel?"

"Kasthras the Pure, miss, Herald of the Winter Wind, Guardian of the Winter Hollow?"

"Sorry, say that last again?"

"Oh, uh, Guardian of the Winter Hollow."

"Why would I be the guardian of some town?"

The youth looked a bit nervous while the goats bleated amongst themselves. "Well, as I was told it growing up, the town was founded because some folks were desperate enough to try to be safe in a dragon's territory, and as an offering the elders staked a goat out every season. You didn't eat the goats and didn't destroy the town, so they figured you must be okay with 'em being there, and then treasure hunters started showin' up and we kept misdirectin' 'em because we were all pretty sure you must still be alive and we'd rather be on your good side when you eventually showed up. And the last decade or so, we've even started having a festival in your honor. There's even an ice-sculpting contest where we try and make the best dragon sculpture!"

"I was asleep."

"An' we've been tryin' to keep your nap uninterrupted, miss. Sorry if it was my singing that disturbed you, I didn't know your kip was here." After a moent's pause, the youth added, "The winter festival actually starts tonight. They're gonna start the sculptin' at sundown. If you wanted to come down, I bet they'd be thrilled to have you as the real live guest of honor an' all, and the sculptors could get to see what you really look like. The sculptures have been nice before, but they sure didn't do you proper justice, miss."

"Guest of honor, you say. And townsfolk who would wish to make art in tribute to me?"

"Yes, miss."

"You, goats. I know you're not as empty of thought as you pretend. Mind yourselves and go home at the appointed time." One of the nannies lifted her head and snorted. "Good. Now you, morsel- What is your name?"

"My parents named me Alfalfa, miss, but folks call me Alfie."

"Very well, Alfie, come into my hand and we will descend to your village, where you may tell them you were witness to the return of Kasthras the Pure, who has chosen to grace your festival this year and judge the worth of your artists."

"Yes, miss!"


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