Youkai Reimu: Hm. Maybe I should get a shikigami to help me around the house and stuff.
God Marisa, cheerfully: Hm, maybe!
Youkai Reimu: Also maybe it'll help with making humans afraid of me, that's also a bunch of work and I'd prefer to just have a peaceful life regardless.
Youkai Reimu, not really paying attention to what she's saying and lost in the "am a youkai" sauce: Wait, I know! I could turn a human into a shikigami! The human's original spirit could still be in their body, so it's still a human and they're conscious and terrified the whole time, but their shikigami programming would just override what they're doing!
Youkai Reimu: ... wait no, that's not how shikigami work. Or "still a human".
God Marisa, whom we now see is boggling at her with her jaw dropped: Reimu, what the entire shit.






























