- a hard drive filled with bad art
- a hard drive filled with savefiles of bad ends for games
- a bot which endlessly spawns and kills sims characters
- a bot which endlessly resets the game once the pacifist ending is achieved for undertale
- a bot which endlessly does the genocide run for undertale
- a lets player who accidentally fails to understand any of themes in a video game
- a level which cannot be played
- a level which cannot be beaten
- a level which can be played and beaten, but is unfun
- a level which is maximally unfun
- a player who sincerely believe the maximally unfun level is fun
- a script which creates and deletes unique works of art (images of white noise)
- a script which creates and deletes unique works of art (images of other people's artworks, with one pixel changed)
- a script which creates and deletes unique works of art (images from a program which simulates an entire human mind to create truly original and unique works of art)
- a script which downloads copies of the mona lisa and deletes them
- a bot which paints copies of the mona lisa and destroys them
- creating an atom for atom replica of the mona lisa and destroying the original
- creating an replica of the mona lisa at just below the lowest possible fidelity for which destroying the original would be permissible, and then destroying the original
- swapping the original mona lisa from an indistinguishable replica
- selling an indistinguishable replica of the mona lisa for profit
- selling an indistinguishable replica of the mona lisa for profit, and claiming it as the original
- creating millions of indistinguishable replicas of the mona lisa, shuffling the original mona lisa into the pile of replicas such that no one can ever find the original anymore
- a neural net trained to generate the ugliest possible art
- a program which is extremely inefficient
- a program which is extremely time inefficient, but extremely energy efficient
- a game with millions of limited timed events per second
- a game with millions of lootboxes (the only gameplay is to open all of the lootboxes)
- a game with extremely predatory monetization, but no way to purchase premium currency
- a bot which steals tweets, but is locked
- a bot which steals art, but is locked
- a bot which steals art and is public, but donates twice as much money to the original artist as that person would have received had the bot not stolen the art
- a bot which makes private quote tweets on every post
- a bot which seems to spoil the ending of movies, but is actually just lying
- a bot which DMs spoilers to the ending of movies, but only ever DMs people who have already seen those movies
- a bot which posts millions of trivially verifiable lies per second
- a bot which posts millions of difficult to verify, but inconsequential lies per second
- giving someone a cookie which is poisoned, but you tell them it is poisoned
- giving someone a cookie which is spicy, but not dangerously so
- rickrolling someone
- the auditory equivalent of giving someone a spicy cookie
- the culinary equivalent of rickrolling someone
- a person who only eats expensive steak with ketchup
- a person who does the above, and sincerely prefers it to a normal steak
- a person who sincerely prefers ray-traced super mario 64
- a person who sincerely believes cinemasins is the best media analysis, and finds immense value in it
- a person who has a sincere desire to kill you, but never acts on it in any way, even in minor ways
- a simulated world in which everyone has a sincere desire to kill you, but are programmatically forbidden from interacting with you in any way other than how they would without the sincere desire
- a simulated world full of simulated people, all of whom are apparently suffering, but in actually are not
- a simulated world full of no people
- tearing the leaf off of a plant
- tearing one million leaves off of one million plants
- stealing a penny from someone
- stealing 7 billion pennies from 7 billion people, netting you a profit of approximately 700 million
- stealing the equivalent of a penny from everyone, where "equivalent" is defined to mean the amount of money which, if stolen, would be as harmful as if you had stolen a penny from a middle class person living in America
- a world in which utilitarianism is true, but there exists actions which are good but reduce overall utility
- a world in which deontology is true, but there exists actions forbidden by the ethical system but would produce a better outcome for everyone
- a world in which utilitarianism is true, but the utility-maximizing course of action is to teach that utilitarianism is false
- a world in which deontology is true, but it is forbidden by the ethical system to teach anyone that deontology is true
- a world in which the best possible ethical system is viewing all actions exclusively through the categories of "based" and "cringe"
- creating and distributing a list of actions, all of which produce harm, but would be impractical to actually do
- creating and distributing a list of actions, all of which produce harm, but only in an abstract sense, such that it is unclear whether or not the action is actually harmful
funky art spam
- she/they/it
YOU CAN JUST MAKE ART
NO ONE CAN STOP YOU
(alt of @proof-by-sonnet)
(might draw nsfw sometimes)
@proof-by-word-salad
@code-by-sonnet
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