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NB trans woman | glitchy computer virus in the shape of a cat | vtuber who streams handheld games on hardware | chiptune noise pop musician | n-gage & fishing game liker


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ghoulnoise
@ghoulnoise
CATS are always following you around, but have you ever wondered WHY?

Today I'm here to share the TWO BIG REASONS why your cat is always ON YOUR TAIL.

Furst off,

THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH YOU!

It's a little concerning really... but this just means they love you. Yes, love. And you entertain them as much as they entertain you. Hence: OBSESSION. SECONDLY,

THEY ONLY HAVE ONE BRAIN CELL!

That little thing is working OVERTIME! Cats naturally offload the task of PATHFINDING to a creature they trust. YOU cannot lead them astray!

Eventually you'll go where they wanted to be!

Tune in for more #CAT FACTS.

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