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NB trans woman | glitchy computer virus in the shape of a cat | vtuber who streams handheld games on hardware | chiptune noise pop musician | n-gage & fishing game liker


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bestfavourite nebelung. why not

the nibbler is a type of gato that happened outside of nature's sticky fingers when a homer bean looked at a different type of gato and said, "what if i could make that guy more handsome??" so they did!! these nebula guys are like if you got a regular pusspuss and took them to get detailed by someone at a garage that specializes in bentleys. the luxury edition housegato. nimbles are long guys with eyes that are usually green or sometimes kind of a yellowy green, and they've got really long and silky fur which is what the homer beans were trying to breed them for. mission success!! now brush that boy. keep going. gnoblars are a pretty recent pedigree gato first recorded in 1985 (hey!! like me!!) but they're already in lots of different places around the planet dirt with registered breeders working hard to make more of these pretty kitties. not like, personally. that's not how it works. nebenkerns are really clever but sometimes it's hard to tell because they're also super relaxed and friendly and don't wanna show off none, make other gatos feel bad, you know?? if you keep a close eye on them you might still get some signs of those big brains behind those handsome eyes, maybe see a nimby count to six, or order aquarium supplies online. they're little gentlemen tho, not the boastful type. anyway, that's why noodlesons are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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