ds9 best plot points:
- objection your honor i had sex with the prosecution's mom
- o'brien gets gangstalked
- quark accidentally marries a klingon
- lwaxana gets so horny she accidentally recreates a midsummer night's dream
- kira gets turned into a rock
- o'brien is replaced with an identical version of himself from an alternate timeline. this is never brought up again
- amogus
- amogus 2 (this time on earth)
- rommunism
- hey let's do a quick jean valjean/javert thing real quick, but about ruining planetary ecosystems
- jake and nog go on a series of fetch quests to appease a man trying to cure death through fun
- quark gets to do a weekend at bernie's bit
- there was a little ship, that took a little trip
