went for a walk, I go for a walk every night for about an hour and about half an hour in the afternoon. it's raining a little so I bring my umbrella and head on out. I check my phone and see it should stop raining in about 15 minutes. cool
it starts raining harder but I figure it'll pass. it doesn't. it's coming down in sheets. I figure "well, I'll go for a walk tomorrow instead" and decide I'll pick something up from the convenience store. they have exactly two bottles of coca cola move left. they're on sale two for five bucks. I grab both and see they also have some other stuff I like 3 for $6. cool
I grab them too and go to pay. they sell these really sturdy paper bags for $0.25 and so I get one to make my walk home easier. I open my umbrella and start heading home. halfway back, the bag suffers a Critical Structural Failure and just comes apart like a poorly tested submersible. drinks scatter all over the grass. I bend over to pick them up and right as I do, a strong gust of wind comes by and inverts my umbrella ,also tearing the material off two of the spokes coolcoolcool
so I end up having to walk for 10 minutes cradling drinks in my arms, no umbrella, and now I'm home and miserable