cool vintage handheld bro, but – I see your wife doesn't have one. does your relationship have a problematic n-gage gap?

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cool vintage handheld bro, but – I see your wife doesn't have one. does your relationship have a problematic n-gage gap?
"Not at all: see, she's a [Main Theme from Rygar now audible, getting louder] minx with a Lynx."