Demon Core jokes are being used to divide our community, I'm afraid it's something of a wedge issue
there comes a day in every mad scientist's life when you realize with horror that you're now older than Helen B Narbon was at the start of Narbonic
this comes with such baffling questions as "why haven't i built a doomsday device yet" and "wait could i actually get an intern"
the term "henchman" is preferred by workers in the doomsday device industry