Puddle 🫠

These two SHOULD mix together, I can hear it in my fucking head, I can sing it, but I cannot get it to work in a mashup, I'm just not skilled enough at Audacity wizardry lol (Specifically, the chorus of the Nickelback song)

this works way too fucking well. what is going ON

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

Download the paper here if you don't have a Twitter account or want to read the whole thing: https://t.co/CE4EZfion7

and you may ask yourself

@glotch asked:

where is that large automobile??

and you may tell yourself

@glotch said:

this is not my beautiful house!!

and you may tell yourself

@glotch said:

this is not my beautiful wife!!!!

same as it ever was

Lovely, with inversions