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gull
@gull

plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident

in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums

mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast



mcc
@mcc

This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!

What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us

The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours

The danger is to the body,
and is delicious

So sweet
and so cold


hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box

> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast

> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"

> mfw


twilight-sparkle
@twilight-sparkle
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hop
@hop

winter's honeyed kiss
reserved for a warming sun
alas! swallowed whole

ๅ†ฌใฎ่œœ
ๆฎ‹ใ—ใŸๅ…‰
้ฃŸในใกใ‚ƒใฃใŸ


lifning
@lifning

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
your ice box robbed, you sobbed
your plums were M.I.A.

seems like your breakfast has been commandeered
and now you won't have fruit aside your eggs and toast
or bagels and schmear, but

i'll confess to you
(they're so sweet and so cold)
i'll confess to you
(sorry i was so bold)
i'll confess to you
(hope you forgive me too)


gull
@gull
The Plumbrandts - I'll Confess To You
I'll Confess To You
The Plumbrandts
00:00

busted out the guitar once again


twilight-sparkle
@twilight-sparkle
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iridescent-aria
@iridescent-aria
You:

H-hewwo is anybody thewe

He:

*cave slowly begins to fill with water*

You:

H-hewwo pwease somebody help me H-ewwo!!

He:

*you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you*

You:

Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me

He:

god wwest youw soul

You:

Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease

He:
Barack Obama, the former president of USA, frowns.
You:

M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo

Obama:
Obama approaches.
You:

@( โ—• x โ—• )@

Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die

H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe

Obama:
Obama is getting close.
You:

M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp

Obama:

Anything?

You:

Anything for you mr obama :3

Obama:

Then perish

Obama is here.
You:

D:


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