The problem with me going to the sauna is that I will sit for hours in a small room in temperatures I would consider unbearable under any other circumstances, come up with a large number of detailed thoughts on subject I should write about online (today ranging from the Eurovision boycott to how poorly history in general and the rise of nazism in particular is taught in schools)... then when I finally come out, I'm too relaxed to actually want to write any of them.
So please, pretend I just said something smart.