me improvising car talk while knowing nothing
yeah and also more cylinders means more horses you can beat in a race or something
I want to think that I wouldn't fall for this, but given my track record, if I'm already to the point where I'm listening to you talk like this about a video game you've clearly never played that I have hundreds of hours in, I may as well already be kneeling in front of your couch.
trying desprately not to fumble the attention of the cute girl and also lead her into info dumping about a game she likes
oh yeah sonic... that little blue animal that runs really fast and competes in the olympics against mario