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I am open for commissions! I do a whole bunch of things!

• 🐯 Vector emoji and/or stickers of your sona, OC, whatever you want, really! (https://nocturne.works/emoji)
• 🌟 Emotes for your Twitch channel (https://nocturne.works/emoji/twitch)
• 💠 Logos and icons!
• ❓ Quite possibly other things, contact me if you think I might be a fit for something!

You can find examples of my work and contact details at https://nocturne.works .

debating whether it is worth expending the mental energy and time to re-encode an MP3 version of "Up Down (Do This All Day)" by T-Pain as an MKV so I can hack my company's shitty softphone to use that as a ringtone

It opens with a random stranger trying to set up the protagonist with her neighbor’s nephew while in line at a deli. Off to a great start.

Also amused by them having every single Jewish food simultaneously on the table. There’s bagels and lox and kugels and blintzes it’s every holiday at once here.

ALSO THE LOVE INTEREST IS A DUNGEON MASTER?! omfg what?!

"Why Is There A Turkey At The Chanukah Party" by They Might Be Giants (probably)

free idea for anyone more willing to put effort into a joke than me: shania twain's "man! i feel like a woman!" but replace "woman" with the esoteric gender noise of your choosing (emergency broadcast siren, numbers station, minecraft steve damage noise, THX deep chord, cutting directly to the post-chorus guitar riff of the song, two trucks having sex, etc)