I didn't think I was high, but then I looked down and saw there was a bunch of lettuce on the floor
the sudden appearance of lettuce wasn’t a mystery. I’d just completely forgotten about it until that exact moment
last night I got stoned enough that I forgot about the concept of "spicy".... I was eating takis and going "these are hurting my mouth.... is it because they're so tangy??"
i haven’t had weed in like a month and i’m filled with envy this is the exact kinda shit my dumb ass does lmao