• he/him

Makes software. Likes colorful things. 1983.
Beigest guy alive.

Profile picture by @ICELEVEL



priceofbrie
@priceofbrie

Thought about the microtrend in fiction a few years back where media series would have social media accounts "run by" their characters, and then immediately realized that Nemik would absolutely have cohost and also would try to explain it to the Aldhani crew. Like:

Nemik: it's this site, it's called cohost, very small, run by just a few people-

Skeen: is that like Craigslist?

Nemik: uh...more like tumblr, I suppose

Skeen: isn't that that gay hookup app?

Vel [simultaneously]: Sort of

Taramyn [simultaneously]: No, that's Grindr

[Long silent stare between the two of them]

Cinta: doesn't sound very secure

Nemik: well, what apps are you on?

Cinta: [pulls out a pre-loaded flip phone]

Nemik: ah...

Vel: I tried to add her to a signal group chat once. She said it was basically the same as doxxing

Cinta: anyone could've tracked me!

Vel: No! They couldn't! Because you gave me a fake number!

[Silence]

Skeen: So how do you make money on this site?


You must log in to comment.

in reply to @priceofbrie's post: