Sometimes you simply wish to introduce a thou/you distinction and fun archaicisms back into your historical(ish) smutty romance, so I have done so.
It does link back to the original's AO3 page, but it's a remix of my story originally posted in Issue 99: 'Til Death Do Us Part of queer fiction zine Shousetsu Bang*Bang.
It's an M/F arranged marriage story with a trans character who is pleasantly surprised by things working out better than expected!
It was inspired by a scene towards the end of Mel Brooks's Robin Hood: Men in Tights, which is why the male lead is an aggressively horny older man. And also how I found a name for the female lead. It's not nearly as funny as Men in Tights but it's also less rapey than the scene that inspired it, so.