Hollywood has a ridiculous tendency to be all "There is nothing more terrifying than being turned into something that isn't human" and my ass is like "dude gimme the claws and sharp teeth then since you're such a coward"

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Hollywood has a ridiculous tendency to be all "There is nothing more terrifying than being turned into something that isn't human" and my ass is like "dude gimme the claws and sharp teeth then since you're such a coward"
"Touching this acursed statue shall certainly turn you into an enormous, monstrous beast"
So youre telling me i get to be cool AND get a trinket statue? Outta my way, exposition-man!
"If you don't undo the curse in the next 48 hours, your transformation will surely be permanent" badass