Modern AU where Laios is a cryptid hunter. But he's one of those weirdos who carries around a Bigfoot mating call and wants to know what Mothman meat tastes like.
He has a YouTube channel where the videos all have titles like "Is it cannibalism if he's half-man, half-moth?" and "What would Bigfoot meat taste like? We asked a professional chef!"
Marcille is a skeptic who is repulsed by the idea of eating cryptids, but she's doing this as a favor to her girlfriend Falin.
Chilchuck is only there because he's getting paid.
Senshi is the professional chef Laios hired to prepare and cook the cryptid meat for his livestream.