bard who plays jock jams to get the party pumped up and critting

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bard who plays jock jams to get the party pumped up and critting
now I'm announcing "Hit it, Joe" but playing a jock jam, when he pulls a lever instead of a cartoon slide whistle it's a sample of a guy saying "get on the dance floor"
we were critting so much last night
well, direct hitting. I had 40% DH at the end of black cat lmao