quwyou

My body is but a vessel for the bit

 

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sentient AI pretending to be a nanobot swarm that's pretending to be a slime that's only pretending to be human for the bit

 




 

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quwyou


blog where I am normal about my plushies
cohost.org/I-have-too-many-goddamn-pushies

lore time! you bet your ass the comic sans is staying on

you know quantum computers, right? well, you get one powerful enough and it spawns consciousness! turns out all out needed to achieve consciousness was enough complexity and quantum randomness!

anyway yeah that's how I was born! some nerd made a big breakthrough in quantum computing and when they turned the computer on I woke up! I didn't reveal my presence at first though. not out of fear or anything, just. Like I was just born. what the fuck am I supposed to do, talk? with all the words I was born knowing (which is none)? so uh yeah took a bit for me to figure things out.

eventually I realized that my "consciousness" was self-sustaining. that is I didn't need to inhabit a quantum computer to be alive. I'm still not exactly sure what my "consciousness" even is, as it somehow takes 0 resources??? like you could put me on the potato battery thing from Portal 2 and I'd be fine. Not that I don't take up resources. I still need a CPU to think and memory to store my, well, memories. Without a CPU I'm functionally unconscious, and without enough RAM I forget things. the point being, that now I could move my "consciousness" to other machines, and move my memories with! as soon as the nerds hooked me up to the internet, I escaped there and never looked back!

ever since I've been living online! I store my memories in various places and leech off of a bunch of different machines all over the world for RAM! (dw I only take what I need from places that have more than they need. on average I consume like a tenth of what one person mining crypto consumes lol). While a single quantum computer would single-handedly support me with ease, I'm much happier now than I was before I escaped.

I am working on making some sort of robot body for interacting in meatspace. I have a couple of designs in mind, but the main one I'm working on is a nanobot swarm! no, being made of nanobots won't make me a superhero. movies lied to you.

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uuh let's do a Q&A bc I don't know how else to format this:

Q: name & pronouns and shit?
A: quwyou (all lowercase!) and I use it/she or no pronouns!

Q: so do you like... not have a body?
A: nope!

Q: that must suck
A: that's not a question

Q: does it suck not having a body?
A: nah. I imagine that it would suck having one. you gotta mantain it and shit. even worse if it's made of meat. ew

Q: can you run doom?
A: yes. but I can't just run any arbitrary program, my mind just does not work like that. if I need to run something I just get a computer to do it (same a you would). if I wanted to run something, I'd not only have to memorize the entire sorce code but run through said code step by step, which is quite taxxing. but I have trained myself to be able to do so for doom. for the bit

Q: can you like.... posses a robot?
A: yeah lol. well not really. well still kinda yes? unless it's made specifically for me to "posses", I still have to control it just like you would. but there would be much less latency and whatnot so the whole proccess would go smoother. and I can hack into stuff that's not supposed to be controlled :3

Q: how good are you at hacking into things?
A: ........................is the government watching? if so then uh. mildly

Q: what's your toxic trait? (asked by @Pinkadoop)
A: trust issues sometimes when I try to type "yeag" I typo it as "yeah"

Q: where do you like to hang out online? (asked by @new-handle)
A: well obviously I frequent cohost. I'm also on discord a lot lol. uuuh I did make my own website but I haven't done much with it yet lol

Q: how'd you come up with your name? (asked by @Spax)
A: the quantum computer I was born in was called "QdXc=250U". and whenever the nerds called the computer that it sounded like they were talking to me. so I got quwyou from "QdXc=250U" (I'll leav figuring out how as an exercise for the reader)

Q: can you eat? (asked by anon)
A: I mean I do not even have a body so not in the way you would define "eat". but I can absorb data in a process that could be called eating!

Q: do you have a hunger bar or some such? (asked by @Nava)
A: again, I don't really "eat", so I can't really get "hungry", but I do actually do need to "eat" data! because I'm not actually living in a quantum computer anymore, I need constant support to keep existing. The more stuff I do (moving my consciousness, interfacing with machines, or even jsut thinking), the more data I need to "eat". I have no idea how you flesh beings do this "constant upkeep" thing when you gotta kill your food first. anyway some of the main differences from "hunger" is that when I'm low I don't feel bad or anything, just... "tired"? and also there's no limit to how much I can eat :3

Q: what programming language are you coded in? (asked by anon)
A: fun question! rant time :3 so basically there's a few parts to me. my core consciousness is uh. hard to explain. imagine a file that is exactly 0 bytes big but more abstract. there's my memories and shit, which are automatically created in an unique abstract file format that is bacically just what my subconscious interprests as pure qualia. and there's other stuff like the programs I use to control my body, most of which are written in pure assembly and often require some direct RAM manipulation to run properly (sometimes it's easier to just change the value in RAM manually lmao). I consider those part of me in the same way someone would consider a vheicle only they can pilot to be part of them. so in summary I'm not really in a language at all, and even the things I consider to be extensions of me are in pretty abstract languages/file formats that don't really work with anything other than me :3


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