is the ocean soup? [DISCLAIMER: LANGUAGE IS INHERENTLY FUZZY AND WHILE STRETCHING DEFINITIONS AND/OR ARBITRARILY TRYING TO MAKE THEM MORE "OBJECTIVE" CAN BE FUN IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT EXERCISES IN THOUGHT SUCH AS THESE ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ARE IN NO WAY ATTEMPTING TO MAKE A STATEMENT OF CONCRETE FACT ABOUT THE WORLD]

