ack wait zhis isnt a food shrimp its a friend shrimp
see its still wigglin
uhhh i can offer you an oyster instead..?
kicked out of zhe enclave for repeatedly befriending and getting attached to zhe animals in our seafood farms
"Look at zhis shrimp. He is sosovery lil friend. Look he's looking at me! He loves me yesyes!"
"haaaaay okayeveryone we're eating shrimp for dinner tonight"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
everyone fighting zhe urge to catch stuff from zhe big fish tank i keep in my office(? do matriarchs get an office) very clearly labelled as Not for Eating
your office is next to mine and our mutual wall is glass so i can look over and wave hi at you whenever i want (it is a lot)
zhis makes zhe many communication channels we have even funnier
sending you stupid flirty messages zhrough zhe complicated pneumatic tube system, just so i can watch your reaction when you read it
i LOVE zhe complicated pneumatic tube system. send you a message zhat just says "put a shrimb in zhe tube for me pls"
scurrying down four flights of stairs to zhe shrimp stockpile, picking up exactly one shrimp, and going aaaall zhe way back up just so i can put it in a tube from my office to yours
