There are 3000 of these things and apparently each one is aiming to be its own disaster article

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There are 3000 of these things and apparently each one is aiming to be its own disaster article
That's why they call them fire hydrands, because they hydr and your car goes on fire.
It often annoys me when outlets seem to have an "Elon Musk beat" to cover, but it does turn things like this up, so...
A model of vehicle worse than a pinto. If they weren't so expensive the cybertruck could show up in B movies and blow up as it slices a child's head off with the front end. The head survives intact to roll on the ground several blocks away, all in slow mo for 5 minutes of the total length of the 1 hour 5 minute film.