paw sluts that get real mad about characters they like wearing shoes are lack toes intolerant
I'd remembered an old interaction with a guy that was, like... thirsting for Mack paws, embarrassingly so. He'd keep popping into PMs, commenting in public about what he could see, doing the whole "well what if" line of questioning that a nine year old usually figures out doesn't work. One day, I'd kinda had it, but beside him being annoying he was largely harmless so I didn't want to blow up at him. I just waited for the inevitable.
"I look over to where the giant lioness is, and where she's resting her paws. Do I see anything... interesting?" (or something to that effect, it's been a while.)
"Boots," says me. "Mack wears boots."
"And if she took the boots off, what then?"
"Socks," was the answer. "Can't wear boots without socks."
I don't recall his exact response, but he was clearly getting a little tetchy. "And then, when she takes off her socks?"
"Well," I began, grinning like a maniac and drawing in the line... "She's kinda shy. So she'd hesitate before taking her socks off; you'd see her pause."
and friends he was so mad he finally blocked me
