Chinese Jewish furry herm foxtaur trans lesbian Hank Hill, aspiring anaesthesiologist
Show love and kindness to the widow, the orphan, and the stranger.
you can tell im off the ritalin now because i drank two coffees today then slept all day instead of having an anxiety breakdown
Yesterday I was so tired that after a work meeting I lay down on the floor (not even my bed) and slept for like half an hour)
look I'm not turning down meat in tasty bread no matter the form but I'm getting increasingly concerned that y'all need a Burrito Education
wait until you hear about the sushi with cream cheese on it (real thing)
I like cream cheese on sushi
But I hate cucmber in sushi
how "plants on earth are mostly green now" is a crazy fluke of evolution and probably wasn't always the case, the first widespread photosynthesis probably used retinal, a purple-blue pigment, instead of chlorophyll and it was just a crazy random happenstance that the porphyrin that came out on top when the atmosphere switched to oxidizing was green?
because I think about it a normal amount
there is a part of me that yearns for the experience of a cruise ship but everything I hear about them is, like, the staff gets paid $2 an hour and the ship pollutes like a city ten times its size and everyone gets COVID and norovirus and everywhere is Disneyland level crowded with assholes
but the part of my brain that wants to run around casinos at 3 AM is activated by the idea of being on a really big boat all day
the fun answer is to do an "expedition cruise" that's on a smaller and more rugged ship, and the slightly more affordable answer is to ask "is there any actual reason this needs to be in the water" and book at an all-inclusive resort that gives me the same "the Superstructure will care for your needs now" feeling with up to 30% fewer human rights violations
or I might just cognitive-dissonance my way onto something with a name like Monstrosity Of The Seas that has an onboard ice rink and rock climbing wall
I mean I'm not doing any of it right now, but, you know, if the new job works out and actually lets me take PTO eventually
Fun fact there are luxury trains that are just the train version of a cruise
