For decades, the fantasy world-building debate has raged on: are kobolds little dog people, or little lizard people? Perhaps they're somewhere in between? What delightful animal, dear reader, lies dead-center on this spectrum, combining the fluffiness, inquisitive nature, and tireless enthusiasm of dogs with the scaly alien radiance, egg-laying, and pointy faces of lizards? Chickens. What if kobolds... were little chicken people? What, indeed!
I recognize that this proposal is radical and may be controversial, but I hope kobold enjoyers everywhere will consider it with open minds. Bless.


