NO.
NO, YOU FUCKING GHOULS. Your colleagues aren't "leaving" you. You're FUCKING FIRING THEM.
You fucking corpo sacks of shit can't even FIRE PEOPLE without smarmy lying to try and hide culpability for YOUR OWN ACTIONS AND DECISIONS.
"Microsoft, currently valued at over $3 trillion, did not say how many staff will lose their jobs, but significant layoffs are inevitable."
that's it, i am driving my ass to Redmond to piss on some executives. going full Piss Wizard. they want golden parachutes, i'll fuckin' give them golden parachutes. not one square inch of business suit will remain un-pissed