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poppyhaze
@poppyhaze

i forget who told me this story but i'm drunk so here you go. In the USSR, they had like a neighborhood watch who are one level below the police, they're unarmed auxiliaries and official, but they don't get a uniform. All they get is a flashlight, a radio, and an armband. so our protagonist here decides to wear his uniform when he was in the Army and stick the armband on that.

so one night, our intrepid auxiliary is called to the other side of town late on a friday afternoon for a disturbance and he walks over discovers its a bunch of people having a birthday bbq. He tells them to keep it down, and don't drink too much. but now it's late, and of course he doesn't have a car and the sun is setting soon.

He notices that he's by the WWII cemetery and it would save him some time, so he decides to cut through it. As he's walking through the grounds, the sun is setting, and he notices there's a groundskeeper working in a shed with a wheelbarrow of empty sacks. Feeling a bit mischievous, he sneaks up on the man, and grabs a sack. He tears 2 eyeholes in it, and sticks his flashlight in it, and walks up behind the man.

He taps the groundskeeper on the shoulder and goes "WOOOOOOO!". The groundskeeper just sighs, and goes back to his work. Now he feels like a dick, so he apologies to the old man who continues fumbling with something in the shed. Feeling even more awkward, he decides to leave the cemetery ASAP.

So he walks as fast as he can towards the gate when he hears someone running up behind him. He turns around and its the groundskeeper who says, "Comrade, wait! I know you feel restless, but you can't leave the grounds, you'll scare the townspeople."



pepsiman
@pepsiman

yall are literally so boring with yalls fandom drama. its always like, about applying morals to fanfic or "oh this popular content creator is a bad person" or some shit like that. when are yall gonna pull an hivliving-adjacent event. when are we gonna get people racefaking and sockpuppeting to make people read their hamilton fanfic again. its getting kinda boring with the same drama over and over again do something new for once


raginghadron
@raginghadron

people racefaking and sockpuppeting to make people read their hamilton fanfic again.

What do you mean, again...?



qristy
@qristy

I found this (weirdly yonic but let's try to ignore that) Venn Diagram this morning. If it's accurate, then it explains why I've spent day much time looking at autism and going, "Am I.. ? No, I'm not. Am I though? No. But, am I?..."

What I AM is so enormously, obviously ADHD, I can't believe it took me so long to notice. Even after my brother got diagnosed, I was like, oh, good for him, I wonder what that's like... 🙃

I'm really curious about the bullet point "webbed/interconnected thought patterns" though. What does that mean? What does it mean to NOT think like that? I need examples, people!

And while I'm here, I wanna know what makes an interest "special".

Anyway I'm supposed to be working right now, bye


 
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