Trying to get ahold of my psych this morning has revealed a new and horrible evolution in hold music: Playing exactly 1.75 seconds of the beginning of the hold music, then interrupting it with a prerecorded message about pressing a button to get a call back instead of waiting; repeat ad nauseam.
Still trapped here BTW - whoever invented this "leave a voicemail, get a reply in 72 business hours" customer service interface should be hung by their toes in a dun grotto, right next to the guy who elected to rig it up in service of psychiatric medication refills