• She/her

This blog regularly chosts Weird Kinky Furry Shit, mostly related to TF, rubber, supervillains, and obscene amounts of love and snuggling. If you’re under 18, or not cool with that, please leave me alone.
It’s gonna get weird.
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That said… irl, I’m just a simple lass who’s not very good at making computers do things but bosses them around for a living anyway.
I luv me gf, me furries, me bunnies, 'n me pokemon.
I 'ate me TERFS, me cops, 'n me capitalism.
Simple as.
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🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦
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posts from @raptor-on-a-bicycle tagged #horrible late night infomercials

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