Columbus-based horror audio drama writer, occasional film photographer, and carbonated water drinker. #1 fan of cate blanchett in indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.
Learning how to make "32 bit wine bottles" https://www.slowine.com/how-to-make-a-32-bit-wine-bottle/
"Can wine make you bleat it? It’s a fair question. You might have seen videos of people bleating like goats after drinking wine, and wondered if there’s any truth to it. The short answer is no, wine cannot physically make you bleat like a goat."
I beg to fucking beh-heh-eh-eh differ
I can no loner tell what it a shitpost and what is a real thing nerds are trying to accomplish
what in god's green gables did i just read
i think it’s seo spam that’s confusing WINE, a library that lets you run windows apps under linux, and actual wine?
Yup. Janelle Shane calls it the "Baltimore Orioles effect" - when the AI gets confused between two concepts with the same name, and ends up mixing details for the two in the same text. https://www.aiweirdness.com/baltimore-orioles-effect/
The term “jellybeans” and “antoids” are used interchangeably to describe the two types of food.
absolutely beautiful, 10/10, no notes
hm, i wonder if you can get it to interpolate between any two arbitrary subjects with clever prompting. i want like, "facts about Mars (the planet) mixed with facts about Mars (the roman god)"
after going through way too many of these posts, a fairly reliable search term to find them through google is "assuming you would like a/an ______" to catch prompts leaking
Once the cork is in place, you will need to place the data storage device into the bottle.
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automatically generated SEO spam is such a beautiful and terrible plague
Can wine make you bleat it? It’s a fair question. You might have seen videos of people bleating like goats after drinking wine, and wondered if there’s any truth to it. The short answer is no, wine cannot physically make you bleat like a goat.
I love this I'm sorry
Their most well-known brand is their house red wine, which is also known as “piece of shit.”
https://www.slowine.com/pour-haus-wine-a-family-tradition-of-quality-and-sustainability/
if someone is bleating like a goat after drinking wine, they’re likely just very drunk, and not actually bleating like a goat
I love the direct contradiction there.
i am screaming internally as if i just saw the devil and he was wearing my face
i once had a job editing "articles" (spam garbage like this) that were "written" (by people who had little grasp of either English or the subject matter) to specific "SEO keywords" (verbatim search quotes, complete with typos!)
the client was a businessman who had a vastly inflated impression of his own intelligence and competence; he sent me things he'd written himself and got pissy whenever i altered the wording to excise any mention of "brainwashing" (like yes, that's literally how he wanted to sell his discount advertising airtime; who the fuck did he think he was selling to? Cobra Commander?), and ultimately (mercifully) fired me when i failed to read his mind one too many times as to which mistakes were actually mistakes and which mistakes were things he wanted me to leave alone
i swear that if i was still working that job all these years later i would be putting up with precisely this kind of shit from him
that job made retail seem like paradise
