everyone loves it when the eggbug does a victimless white collar crime or two
it's not fun. it's marginally better here but it's still not fun.
last time i went Truly Viral (sailor moon hotline pre-shutdown) it cost me nearly $2k over the course of a month. you don't want this.
having a viral tweet is a lot of fun if you love receiving five notifications a second, being purposefully misunderstood by reactionaries, feeling like you're under constant surveillance for 36 hours, being followed by droves of normies who will be unfollowing a day later because they were uncomfortable with the niche adult content you usually engage with, and having your words reposted to 4chan for mockery and published by the daily dot for praise without your consent!
I remember posting a couple of pictures of two custom keycaps on one of my keyboards to brighten the day of a couple of mutuals. Before I went to bed I noticed it had broken containment which struck me as odd, but hey... a capslock key that says YELLING is funny.
That next morning my notifications wouldn't even fully load. My post had crossed Swift on Security's TL and they retweeted it. I learned quickly that people don't read the comments before asking questions.
My pics ended up on Spiceworks, which ironically I was an active member of at the time, so I got to comment on the post.
