I'm not that great with farewells. Some close ones—teachers, close classmates—end with tears and hugs and whatnot, ones with an online friend from across the city that I got the chance of finally meeting in-person a while back end with just a lil' salute. Heck, even my small friend group from high school had a small lunch outing before parting ways with only mere see ya's and byes.

Plus there isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said, but here we go...

Goodnight Eggbug.

Goodnight Cohost.

It's been nice.

Thank you for the fun times y'all.

Will we ever meet again
Feel no sorrow, feel no shame
Come tomorrow, feel no pain

I've got it. The reason why everything on the internet has been going wrong all this time. I've got a great idea for how to finally make the web a good and happy place. The right solution, one that will work, and won't make it so anyone needs to be nailed to anything!

Just need to type this all out, check back tomorrow for the full plan!

Who else is turning into tang