An incredible, shapeshifting wonder! Aliens from beyond, and the wonderful creation of @TuxedoDragon (artwork graciously provided by them). They are truly wonderful creatures. TF Hazard maybe, but that's a risk we all should be willing to take when associating with such wonderful critters.

More info on amphimorpho can be found here: https://amphimorpho.carrd.co/#info
Thank you so much @TuxedoDragon

[Photograph of a small child asleep in roughly a GMOD ragdoll pose on the floor] "Charles Dickhaus (great name), small son of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Dickhaus, chooses floor of Merritt Island Community Center for his afternoon nap while his mother joins in craft workshop at center" - Brevard Sentinel, June 19th 1964

"Children Frolic at Jupiter Island's Newest Beach Attraction
. . . dead whale in background provided playground for surfers"
-The Miami Herald, August 8th, 1965

"A puppy is a playful bundle until you take him to soap, tub, towel, dryer and clippers. Then what tearful glances develop amid violent shakings, trumblings and an occasional woof. However, the playful pup getting a shave, was a perfect gentleman -- but then that's what you'd expect from a toy poodle named Sparkling Sparkman Sampson. He is owned by Mrs. Nellie Sparkman of Merritt Island." -The Miami Herald, March 1st, 1967

"Where can I rent a Camel or a Donkey?
H.B."
-Brevard Sentinel 'Dial "S" for Sentinel Star Service" question column, November 8th, 1966

my mum has fuckin COVID!!!!!!!!!!!!! which one of you nasty bastards on this website gave it to her!!!

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