do you think it'd be okay if I assigned my entire moral and political belief structure onto them without their consent and then get really mad when they deviate from it?

maybe you win a prize if you can id this device from this photo alone

Phial is essentially same word as Vial, but is pronounced like File

But Phial is not the same as File

Similarly Vial is pronounced the same a Vile, but mean two different things

So you could have Vial Files on your Vile Phials