After not being sure if I'd keep playing, I finally finished Star Wars: Jedi Survivor. While I lack the dexterity or pattern recognition to "git gud" at these games, dropping the difficulty at a few early parts bought me enough time to out-loot/level the difficulty curve and figure out what techniques I could cheese to get me through the game.

70+ hours and 1000 gamerscore later, I've enjoyed all there is to see and was ready to move onto something new. Figured I'd finally give Callisto Protocol a try -- it's currently on Game Pass -- cause hey, how bad could it be?

The answer: incredibly fucking bad.

Principal Investigator: Dr. Sjoert van Velzen (Universiteit Leiden)

Target: AT2023cvb

only liking nsfw posts because I don't know if sharing them would be too revealing or presumptuous of why people would follow here

Random volition check in my head at 6 am: No one whose character you'd respect would bitch to you about this instead of clicking at most 7 times through their settings and your criteria for following artists is their art instead of whatever proclivities they may depict. Post the tgirl bulge freely, dumbass.

"... Oh."

hitting the haters with a rolling suplex on the set of the virtual insanity music video