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When they tell you "no, you can't put the McDonald's paper bag in your mouth to suck out the flavor grease" they are LYING TO YOU. Up to 36% of the beef flavor leaches into the bag, and it's never been easier to get your money's worth

I KNEW AS SOON AS I SAW THIS THING APPEAR GRAYED OUT IN THE MENU THAT IT WOULD START CAUSING ME EXACTLY THIS SORT OF TROUBLE AS SOON AS IT BECAME ACTIVE

I WENT TO A MUSIC UPLOAD IN MY OTAMATONE-FUELING PLAYLIST THAT I'M FAMILIAR ENOUGH WITH TO KNOW SHOULD NOT BE SUPER QUIET, AND IT WAS SUPER QUIET, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

SO I TRY TO TURN IT OFF AND

AND YEAH NEWPIPE IS CONSPICUOUSLY INSTALLED RIGHT THERE AND I SHOULD ALREADY BE USING IT BUT IF I DID THEN I WOULDN'T GET TO INDULGE IN COMPLAINING ABOUT UPDATES TO THE YOUTUBE APP NOW WOULD I

THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME I WRESTLED IT OFF BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I DID IT THE MESSAGE POPPED UP SAYING IT WAS OFF AND I HEARD IT GET LOUDER BUT THE UI STILL SHOWED IT AS TOGGLED ON

AND THEN, GUESS WHAT

IT SUDDENLY TOGGLED ITSELF BACK ON MID-SONG AND SEEMINGLY MADE IT EVEN QUIETER