beetle sex party on a daisy, okay?

LANGUAGE FACT: "homebody" is pronounced like "somebody"

Sad to report that, so far

no new melee weapon has beaten the Blasphemous Blade (post-nerf!) as best weapon in Elden Ring.

No spoilers below - no new weapons named, no lore hints given, etc. Almost entirely mechanical talk, but I put it under a read-more anyway.

im at my computer desk eating mint ice cream straight out the thang