Three Historical Incidents That Will Make You Think Twice About Voting for the Papist Known as Biden
As election season approaches, many of you will be going to polls to decide America's future.
I've seen Biden dubbed the "lesser of two evils" but I will be proving this incorrect with historical evidence.
In 1821, Pope Jeremy declared war of the United States, floating the Vatican into waters off the New Jersey coast and using his army of papally-modified popeigators to attack American schools.
Pope Jeremy's defeat in 1821 spurred the papacy to double down on its popeigator program. In 1854, they launched their second attack, using a 60 foot tall popeigator (dubbed Mary) to attack Washington DC. Thankfully, tragedy was narrowly avoided by an unlikely ally as the Mormon faith weaponized its own Kaiju to protect the capitol.
Humiliated the papacy was forced to vote in a more heinous individual, Pope Cthulu, to "God's" throne. In 1915, he attacked New York City in order to draw America into WW1.
This attack would inspire American Protestant, Huge Penis Lovecraft, future writings.
With this being said, can we really trust Biden and his Papal overlords? Can we really rely on brave protestants defending us like they did in 1963?
