[goes back in time to tell the creator of the battlestar galactica reboot to not use "frak" because that shit is cringe dawg]

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“A banker? Me?"

"Yes, Mr. Lipwig."

"But I don't know anything about running a bank!"

"Good. No preconceived ideas."

"I've robbed banks!"

"Capital! Just reverse your thinking," said Lord Vetinari, beaming. "The money should be on the inside.”

― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

im not the kind of person that has money. but i would love to have a nice ""signature scent"", but whatever various colognes and perfumes ive had access to have been far too typical and binary. theres one perfume i got from my ex's sister thats reaaally good but i just wish it had a little musk or something in it, its just barely too feminine. gotta make my own damn androgynous perfume. surely that will be free and accessible