suicide doors on the mars rover

do you people never learn?

people have been calling 0.2 second kisses and fic fodder stares in disney media "groundbreaking queer representation" for 15 years now. if you saw the queer representation i want you would hurl

disney has more money than god and can withstand having an actual queer character, they can withstand the homophobic blowback but they specifically choose not too because they too are homophobic and will censor us to please themselves, their shareholders, and their bigoted audiences and queer audiences let them because crumbs look good to starving people too

you cant even call this queerbaiting this is like queer sheepherding at this point

thanks for the memories

wait what's this down here?

oh, shiny eggbug, what are you doing down there?

thanks for the memories