Good morning I am going to find the buzzy powertool noise that goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH for 5 minutes at random every 15 minutes and kill it into tiny pieces with a hammer just as soon as I identify which far-too-nearby neighbor is producing it

Yes universe, I know I didn't make the best bedtime choices, but this is still uncalled for.

The day is redeemed because I can wear my rainbow socks