God damn the Apple Koolaid is real real, huh?

I worry the Apple store or an alternative app store may not work as well with my phone as it did previously, and people may be downloading something that Apple didn’t think it should

He also said if the lawsuit is successful, prices of an iPhone could potentially drop if the final product is “less robust.” “Customers may be less willing to pay for one,” he said.

Some of Apple's most loyal fans see the DOJ's action as an assault on good taste and high design.

The DOJ’s complaint, if successful, could prevent Apple from offering consumers the unique products and integrated services they love.”

For fuck's sake, people.

Stop making giving too much money to a company your entire-ass identity.

Yes, of course people would be less willing to buy something if it became cheaper.
Oh no, people could talk to each other more easily without having to jump through bullshit hoops!
Oh no, it would maybe become cheaper to develop for Apple garbage!
*looks straight into the camera*
These are all obviously very bad things.