Hey, I'm Mr Eyeteeth. Curious Cryptid, local exhausted cosmic horror, I wear a few hats. I'm prone to pretentious poeticism and self-aware sensationalizing. At 33 I've decided that romanticizing myself flaws and all is an exercise is self-acceptance and introspection, approximately.

I'm a doofus, and I work in digital ink and dreams. That, however, is not the fixation of my page. I needed a place to blog and work out my thoughts. My neurospicy brain exceeds the scoville scale if I don't occasionally dump it's contents; plus I'm whiter than snow and handle the heat about as well.
So that's this.
I'm an artist, and I'll feature my art and my writing here sometimes, but mostly I made this place to think out loud.

Minors, DNI. Some of what I write will not be appropriate and while I will be flagging mature content as such it's just better to not look into it at all.

Postcard credit: "Vitorio Virtuoso" (Funtones Maniac, 2005).

Sticker: Cohost's own @astrawitch, available from her shop.

Card: "Alley: Performance" (7DA, 2023), from Oracle Dice, 2nd Edition.

realized too late that i don't know how to make wings fold up nicely
the parrot is stuck in silly dance limbo 😞

Korym again, dressed like he usually is this time, and I'm out of my snake-related content warning era for the time being.
Heavily inspired by Cossacks for fashion and sword, though this specific brand of fur hat doesn't quite seem to appear in any of the art I found, and also all of said art seems to include a bigger choice of gun.
This drawing was really kicking my ass between picking colours, finding an adequate pose and taking the time to learn exactly how a scabbard is supposed to hang off of one's belt which I apparently have been drawing around for years.