Seriously? Is that what's going on? Are they incapable of remembering that words have multiple meanings? Is it not possible for them to contemplate the possibility that both sides in a head-to-head conflict might be wrong?
Does meeting someone with more than one name simply...confuse them utterly? ("Normal" person stares blankly, blinking: "but what's your real name?")
The possibility that BOTH Trump and Biden might be unfit for office—I pause to stress here that I'm far more certain Trump is senile than I am about Biden, who looks okay to me—seems like a problem that the mainstream U.S. press and political commentators simply can't fathom. The very idea breaks their brains. They see two people in a contest, immediately assume there's a Good™ one and a Bad™ one, so the idea they might both be screwed up just...you can see their minds sliding right off it. "But...but...Biden's the senile one, right?"
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~Chara