Earlier today I was leaving my mom's house and I heard the song of an ice cream truck, it was stupidly loud, and it turned onto my street. I can't even remember the last time I saw one. Well it was really more of an ice cream van. Mind you my mom lives in an HOA where all the houses look the same and I have never seen kids playing outside because the houses have no yards. No one was outside at the moment. Of course no one came outside to buy ice cream.
So this van slowly goes down to the end, bellowing its repetitive song to beckon the children that may or may not exist on this street. The song is so familiar yet I have no idea what it's called. And the street is a dead end so the van has to turn around and witness its failure to summon the children. There's just some guy trying to make a living driving in there, and I wonder how they are doing. I can't imagine many kids are buying ice cream from them.

I waited until it was gone to pull out of the driveway.
I'm not a good enough writer to really paint this picture but it was so odd and striking. It was a scene you'd see in a cheap asset flip video game where there is an open world but no NPCs and one music clip that repeats. idk

For this Steam Summer Sale, instead of buying 10 year old popular games for $5-$10, I decided to buy some new Indie titles, for $5-$10. The first one I really sunk into is Demolish or Die, a freshly released light-hearted cyberpunk game with a destructable world. You play Kimo, a kill-the-world super-edgy flaming skeleton, broken out of Dystopian SuperMax by Catnip, a small cat person. The game's humor is, well, its tongue is so far in it's cheek it's achieved escape velocity, and I'm sure in a few years it will become hideously dated. But its mostly a light presence, and the game (so far) lacks voice acting, which I think is better in the end.

The meat of the game is traversing the world of Copistan, a pastel colored island nation under the harsh rule of its overfunded, overmilitarized police force. You destroy cop bases, wreak havoc amidst the town using your building-leveling moveset to turn the apartments and stores into so much rubble, steal cars, and once destroying enough normal outposts, venture into the Cop-Skyscrapers full of traps and tougher enemies. Its light on its feet simple arcade-y fun that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Oh! This post has been reinstated by SATAN.

Lesbians are so pretty, gay people, are so pretty. I would love to kiss a gay person.

I would like to amend my previous statement about GWitch.

It's Revolutionary Girl Utena 𝗮𝗻𝗱 Virtual-On!

An animated GIF from the arcade game Virtual-On. It shows two Mechs duelling in combat. One of the mechs is styled as a Magical Girl, and is shooting heart shaped beams at the its opponent.