So for no particular reason I'm doing the process of creating an abjad for english out of emoji like what happened with hieroglyphs and Phoenician. Nobody needs to know what vowels are in words, trust me, I can read and write in Hebrew

❗- mater lectonis (exclamation mark) for if you need to represent a vowel and there aren't any consonants
🍌- /b/ (banana)
👻- /g/ (ghost)
🚪- /d/ (door)
👨- /ð/ (either for father or "that guy") can't think of a better one, sorry
❤️- /h/ (heart)
🌋- /v/ (volcano)
🍷- /w/ (wine glass)
🤐- /z/ (zipper)
📏- /ʒ/ (as in measure)
🙂 - /j/ (alternatively yeah!)
🔑- /k/ (key)
🦵- /l/ (leg)
🍖- /m/ (meat)
👃- /n/ (nose)
💍- /ŋ/ (ring)
🐍- /s/ (snake)
🥜- /p/ (peanut)
🐟- /f/ (fish)
🌧️- /ɹ/ (rain)
🦐- // (shrimp)
👅- /t/ (tongue)
👍- /θ/ (thumbs up)

why did I make this? who knows, could use it for a fake language in media or something

the curse of the midnight toker: craving a pizza at an hour when all the pizza places are closed

Submission Date: 2019/08/02
Definition: 1. When a person is controlled subliminally in a positive way.

2. The benefits derived from a lack of self-possession.
Additional Information: "A prominent argument is that it is not the control of the person that matters, it is whether the effect is positive or negative." Origin: from the words positive-possession

Approval Status: Pending Investigation

you know that feeling

when you're a little stoned and it's time for bed so you brush your teeth but not long after beginning you realize the handle of the toothbrush doesn't feel quite right in your palm and you glance down and see a second toothbrush in the cup so you have a moment of panic like oh fuck are you brushing your teeth with the toothbrush that you sometimes use to brush your cat's fur because you heard somewhere on the internet that rubbing a cat's scruff with a wet toothbrush can 'remind a cat of its mother' and that's definitely not true and maybe just a kind fiction we're telling ourselves but you did it anyway and then kept the toothbrush around for no reason except apparently to create this exact scenario that you're experiencing right now but then you look and realize that no the cat toothbrush is behind the sink in an inconvenient spot specifically so you don't grab it but then what is this other toothbrush in your cup why do you have three toothbrushes and as you're wondering this you look behind the cup and see that your collapsible travel toothbrush is also there so now you're brushing your teeth and you realize that you have as many toothbrushes in your bathroom as a family of four despite the fact that you're a transsexual faggot living with one person and one cat and you really have no reason to have this many toothbrushes in one bathroom.